Oooo, ooo, here's another one: 'That hot one you crushed on from a distance but actually turned out to be a real airhead.'

And 'Long-distance relationship - that fandom you still really want to be into, but you're in different timezones, and when you call they're never there.'

'The one where the sex was amazing, but you're pretty sure it gave you STDs.'

Okay I should stop now, this is going dark places. :S